I hope he doesn't know it's us. This account is for all the barrels out there looking for a lady. I would say that I am "kind of decent" looking, and "seem[s] nice." I have a good bod and am pretty athletic, so if you want a person to cuddle, I'm your gal. Any barrels out there interested?
Barrel(as defined in UrbanDict)-A brown eyed, dark haired, slightly chubby teenage male who is at or above the height of 5'7", and jiggles when they run. Also, if you have a rapunzel, that's okay, I think it's attractive.
You know, thanks for posting, I found it really comedic to be quite honest. But if you don't mind me asking why Barrels. Why do you feel so attracted to them? Do you not feel that you must expand your horizons in order to create diversity in your choice. Becuase with only a dead set goal you'll miss so many of the things that could change not only your perception of the world but your world in total. So, maybe if you want to find a Barrel, I applaud and praise you. But if you want to really enter the true meaning of what it means to love, you must let color pop into your painting of affection.